The 3 Pees

I am a mom of three boys. nuff said. A recent visit to the bathroom sent me over the edge. As I entered the bathroom I stepped in "it" then I proceeded to sit in "it". Really? I love my boys but stepping in pee and then sitting in it was just too much for me. I did what any mom would certainly do, I started to sob. Yeah, that's right, I cried. My three sons looked at me with fright and then ran off to their toys. I sat there for a while in all my glory and then sat there some more. I'm still sitting here. My legs are asleep and I can't move. When you send help tell them to watch their step.